theblogchoseme:

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

(via falcuntpunch)

thetrifrmphm:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

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redsuns-n-orangemoons:

i-write-wrongs:

realest thing I’ve seen in a while

this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.

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j5h:

boundtothewater:

ashfirin:

please watch this video of a deer having a temper tantrum because no one will feed him

feed him

one day I’m going to open a door in my house and im going to hear that noise thinking it’s just the door creaking but when i turn around i’ll just see this deer staring at me making that noise expecting me to feed it

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epic-vines:

No valentine this year? Just marry a stranger like this guy!

Vine by: Jarome Jarre

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Anonymous asked:
Hey, I like your comics. Keep it up man.

softshinythings:

Fleet Foxes | Mykonos

brother, you don’t need to turn me away

(via rusticpines)

Inheritance Of Plumage Colors In Andalusian Fowls

fakescience:

Inheritance Of Plumage Colors In Andalusian Fowls

anthxny:

#classact

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densonline:

The Shins - Caring is Creepy

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a LITTLE? a BIT?!!!!??!?1

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