Share A Coke With An Old Friend You Haven’t Seen In Years And The More You Think About It You Slowly Realize That You Can’t Remember Their Face As Clearly and You’ve Forgotten The Sound of Their Voice And The Phone Number You Have For Them Doesn’t Work Anymore and You Realize That The People From Your Past Are Becoming Harder To Visualize Like Trying To Remember A Dream After You Wake Up
It really weirds me out when girls talk about getting “head.” Like….guys get head because their penis has a head. Girls get head because….?
my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”
are you sure mom
are you sure these are my clothes
…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited
It’s so strange when a cute girl turns ugly. You remember them one way and then you see them a few years down the road and they are an entirely different person. What happened?
CAN I JUST SAY
• WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.
• I have a strong suspicion that some of these are before and after weight loss photos reversed in order.
• Gaining weight doesn’t make you ugly, fucking assholes.
I gained 20 pounds when I started a new antidepressant last year. Too bad taking control of my mental health made me “ugly.” Boohooo