"Animal Crossing is a kid’s game"

my-newleaf-life:

me: yeah, well at least i don’t have a

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kyaustin:

THEY DONT CALL THESE PRETTY PATTIES AND THAT MAKES ME SO ANGRY!!!!

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10knotes:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

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thekusabi:

#that wasnt very cash money of you sayaka chan

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justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

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bookshop:

This is my new favorite thing in the history of life

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"They’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting them that you miss them and they won’t respond."

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Yeah because harassing someone after your relationship is over is for FUCKING CRAZY PEOPLE.

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