deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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emojigrl:

flying-blades:

Spongebob - I Don’t Like

this is historically significant

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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4gifs:

1 wow please

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alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

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iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

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official-plagueknight:

THIS IS MY AESTHETIC 

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slow-riot:

Share A Coke With An Old Friend You Haven’t Seen In Years And The More You Think About It You Slowly Realize That You Can’t Remember Their Face As Clearly and You’ve Forgotten The Sound of Their Voice And The Phone Number You Have For Them Doesn’t Work Anymore and You Realize That The People From Your Past Are Becoming Harder To Visualize Like Trying To Remember A Dream After You Wake Up

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notacorset:

floweringspade:

notacorset:

floweringspade:

notacorset:

floweringspade:

Poorly taken selfies of 29 inches.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACES!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is this supposed to mean?

means you shouldn’t wrap your laces around your waist unless you wanna fuck up your corset.

I did not know this, as I am new to waist training. You could’ve just said it in the first place.

Don’t you think you should do your research before you get into body modification? That’s kinda not smart. That’s like stretching your ears with plastic tapers you got at Hottopic coz the cashier told you it was okay.

I’ve researched it plenty, I just didn’t know it was such a big deal to wrap the laces around. It was the only time I did it, anyway.

It really weirds me out when girls talk about getting “head.” Like….guys get head because their penis has a head. Girls get head because….?

notacorset:

floweringspade:

notacorset:

floweringspade:

Poorly taken selfies of 29 inches.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACES!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is this supposed to mean?

means you shouldn’t wrap your laces around your waist unless you wanna fuck up your corset.

I did not know this, as I am new to waist training. You could’ve just said it in the first place.